Engineer is the best boyfriend???

today, my english lecturer, miss syakira, read an article about this, n we had a discussion about boyfriends and thier job. do u think a job plays part in a relationship? try to read this article first. [i like it ;)]


Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinctadvantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard tounderstand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard tounderstand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand youinitially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buydiamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate?

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So, girls...what do you think?? hehe...what does your bf do?

thanks for waking me up! [kejutkan aku part 2]

petang2.. while timmy timon khushuk melayan mimpinya...

junior: kak timah bangon!!!!! [sambil pegang baldi2 alat2 pekakas nak mandi]
tmah : zzzz.......
junior: bangon kak timah~~~~
tmah : [open her eyes, then close back and pretend like nothing happen]

junior: hish dye nie suroh ak kejot, tp x penah bangon.. bek aku g mandi dlu, kang toilet 2 rmai, x sempat nak makan ayam ptg nie~ [mengomel ngomel sorang diri sambil kluar dri dorm]

beberape minit kemudian... satu lembage yg memakai tshirt kelabu bertuala biru dtg...

fweesha: tmah bangon!!!! bangon bangon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tmah : [buke mate sepet-ly] hmm?
fweesha: tmah bangon! skarang! cepat!! [sambil tarik tangan tmah]
tmah : hmm... [bangon n dudok ats katil]
fweesha: jangan tido balek a~ aku nak ko gi mandi~ skarang!!!
[sambil berjalan mnuju ke tandas]
tmah : [siket demi siket landing ats katil...]
fweesha: tmah i said skarang!!!! [sambil b'lalu pergi]
tmah : hmm..

tak brape lame kemudian...

fatin : woi minah!
*pap!
fatin : ko nk g mkn x???
tmah: jgn a pukol b****t ak.. sakit a dye...
fatin : ko nak mkn ark? ayam do hri ni~
tmah: hmm~~~
fatin : hish.. xnak a tue.. aku gi ngan nisak ngan sumai au, ko nak ark?
tmah: hmm~~~
fatin : hish bdk nie.. woi, jgn ckp ak x kjot ko ah~ ak g dlu au~
tmah: hmm~~~

beberape minit kemudian.. timmy timon rase cam ade gegaran...

tmah: asal nie.. tsunami er... [sambil membuke mate sikit dmi siket]

timmy timon nampak ade sorg budak kecil kat hujung katil..

wina : tmah bangon!!!! jum pegi makan ayam!!!!!!
tmah: hmmm....?
wina : bangon! bangon! bangon! [sambil menggegar-gegarkan katil timmytimon]
tmah: hmm.... [memeluk bantalnye.. seerat eratnye~]
wina : timmah~ bangon~~ bangon~~~ [sepak2 katil some more~]
tmah: ...........
wina : timmahh~~ [sambil mnuju ke arah timmy timon] hikhikhik
tmah: a!!!! wna stop!!! jangan gletek aku!!!! aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
wina : hikhikhikhikhik
tmah: wna stop stop!!!!! aku nak mati ni!!!!!!!!!
wina : hikhikhikhikhik
tmah: ok2, ak bangon!!!!
wina : ha~ bangon~ ko nak makan tak?
tmah: hah...? hmmm~
wina : dye nie.. [sambil tangannye menghale ke arah timmy timon]
tmah: ok2!!! ak makan!!!! jgn gletek aku~~
wina : cpt siap!! aku nk g mandi ni!! pegi2!!
tmah: ok~~
wina : tmah cepat!!!! [sambil bjalan kluar ke arah koridor]
tmah: ok~~~

minutes later, timmy timon kembali ke kedudukan tidurnye~~
tibe-tibe...

pang!!!!

tmah: ok2!!! aku bangon~

srsly timmy timon bangon sambil mnuju ke arah stor, mengambil baldinye..

tmah: sakit gle bdk nie pkol...
nad : ....
tmah: thanx nad!!!!!!


begitulah timmy timon... lepas kne lempang ngan nadzirah baru la dye bangon... bukan la everytime dye bangon disebabkan kne lempang ngan nadzirah.. tapi.. slalunye nadzirah la yg akan menyebabkan dye bangon~ [faham x ayat aku?]

skang aku kat uitm pp nie.. aku da xde da kwn2yg concern cam kat atas nie.. xde da junior yg tepok2 aku nak suroh aku bangon.. xde da fweesha yg sntiase kjotkan aku pagi ptg siang mlm.. xde da faten yg tetbe dtg pukol b****t ak~ xde da wna yg gegarkan, sepak2 katil ak~ xde da nad yg lempang ak..

this is reality.. [eceh~]

friends, i miss you!!! thanx for waking me up!! doakan penyakit susah bangon aku nie cepat semboh~ room mate ak cam x reti nak kjotkan aku.. dyerg gune care biase, aku slalu gak tlajak, terpakse rushing2 every morning~ hiii...

okeng, dats all, papai~

[kepade yg terase, aku mintak mahap, aku tulis semua ni sekadar nak lepaskan rindu~ hihihi~ cewah~]

kejutkan aku

finals coming, i tried my best to stay awake last night.. usually my eyes can tahan till 3, tapi they feel tired earlier than usual, my mata cannot tahan anymore..

after bace2 menelaah2 our killer subject: pharmaceutic, i suddenly remembered> my bel [english] homework x siap lagi~ what to do? bukak la the text book, try my best 2 finish it~

aiyak, my back was so pain-fool [berusehe kuat sgt, dok ats meja 2 lame~ sakit pinggang- adoii~] i change my direction ke katilku yg chantik [like her owner- hehe] i bawak along my laptop yg chomel[cam owner dye gak-] 2gether with my textbook~

berusehe2~ do my best~ ....... minutes later my homework pon finished.
wah~~ so best~
aiyak.. i feel so ngantok~

zzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

then tidoqlah minah spek nie~ but before dye tidoq dye da bwat alarm pkol :
3.50
3.55
4.00
4.05

dye bwat 4 alarms..
unfortunately... ble dye bangon.. jam tlh mnunjokn pkol 6.55.
WHAT TAH HEK?

[nangis icon]

why is it always like dis huh? i can sleep anywhere, anytime i want~ but bangon? oh no bebeh, so susah~
time skolah dulu...

cam da pjg sgt jek, ak post blog baru lak ah, cte psal skolah dlu noh~

its cold~ brrrr... brrr....

this class is cold, my pevious class was cold..

my lab also cold.. and my room jugak cold...

mmg penang is a cold place ke? or maybe my epidermis is too thin? [hak hak~ kurus2~] or mungkin i'm too baik? [engel~ weeeee~] :D
hihihi~

im extremely cold- feels like nak kencing-

aiyak~ cannot tahan anymore~

im out-

thanks for making me ketawe today!!!

hahahahahaha~ *still cant stop gelak-ing

just now i realised how funny my friends are~

ak baru meng-scan blog mereke and
-zue
-tyco
-both dayah[s]
-shumai
-kecik

thanks for making me ketawe today!!!

really love n miss u all ^.~

haru haru [day by day]

oh oh oh~~
haru haru.. [day by day] kerja2 assignment aku smakin mlambak.. tutor plak smakin byk.. test dan quiz sampai nak pecah otak.. dan juge baju2 yg kne basoh, ter sangat2 menimbon la plak~ these things make me STRESS!!! [eceh~]

xde la stress mane.. tp bwatkan hdop ak x tenteram la gtue~ ak kan ske dudok2 n chill~ tgk chermin, belek2 kulit muke kne charlie ke x.. [charlie: a type of serangge, very the famous kat uitmpp] dgr lagu.. gne headphone ak yg bsaq 2... mnom hot choco sambil brangan2 [thinking about the future la konon~ haha] namun.. dgn adenye kerja2 yg mnimbon ni.. agak payah la ntok ak chill~

but then, this is university- if u want 2 lepak n chill, goyang kaki korek taik idong, better x yah isi borang upu ari tu~ ye dok???

ahahahaha~ ak bwat ape nie.. bg lecture about life pulek... ak tgah excited sebnanye :D bru dpt bukak blog- lame x bukak sbb lupe password- haha~ nie ha bru jek re new ~ eceh~ exited2 :D